Today is...

Limerick Day...
http://www.holidayinsights.com/stpat/limerickday.htm

So can you write a Limerick??

Here are the instructions for writing one..
A Limerick is a humorous verse or poem. It is five lines longs. It's name come from the city of Limerick, Ireland. The first two lines rhyme with the fifth line rhyme.  The third and fourth lines rhyme.


Let's give it a try...post your example in the comments please.

Here is my try..

Once there was a toad.
In the middle of the road.
He jumped so high
As we drove by
He landed in my ala mode.

ROFL>..silliness I say..